you fucked up for the last time

sanjikuuun:

jesus

thefreshjuicebox:

jessa-:

Fucking yes

way to start off 2012…!

Jason: daniel my new headset amplifies everything.

me: are you telling me you want me to stop breathing so close to the mic

jason: yes

me: okay

jason: thanks babe

z7r:

Sex for your mouth

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All the little boy was going to ask Santa for was his father to come back from Iraq. Little did he know, his wish would come true and his father was right behind Santa.

All the little boy was going to ask Santa for was his father to come back from Iraq. Little did he know, his wish would come true and his father was right behind Santa.